Stinky or Not, that is the question?

So Laney and Ashley were in the back of the van, having their regular afternoon sparring session. I hear Ashley call Laney "Stinky." This is infinitely better than the, "You are not my sister anymore!" accusation or my personal favorite,

Laney says "Ashley?" Ash has no response
"Ashley?" no response
"Ashley?" no response
"ASHLEY!!" still no response
UGH! But I digress...

So, stinky huh? I decide that one of our rules is we do not call people names, so I intervene. "Ashley, that is not appropriate. We do not call people names. You have to apologize to Laney for calling her 'Stinky."

Laney chimes in, "Well ACTUALLY, sometimes I am stinky. I mean everyone farts sometimes. I fart sometimes. And when I do, I am stinky. I mean, daddy says he doesn't stink, but when he farts, HE DOES. So, its ok, sometimes I am stinky, I don't mind."

And they laugh hysterically. I guess they are sisters again!