What every 8 year old wants

Adam Jr. had a birthday party on Sunday for one of his classmates.  I took him to Target to shop, and we were kind of in a hurry.  I asked, "Buddy, seriously what does Kyle like, if we think about what he likes that might help us pick out a good present?"  To which Adam looked a little horrified, and responded, "Jen if I tell you what he likes, will I get in trouble?"  Watching the clock tick at 12:57pm, and knowing baseball practice would be starting in 3 minutes with or without us, I responded, "No, buddy, just tell me."  Adam took a deep breath and responded, "Kyle likes girls' boobs."

Uh, OK.  I responded with a terse, "Ok, well how about we get him this Green Lantern action figure, it lights up!"