Bomb-Diggity

My dad is, as with Steve Martin in 'Bringing down the house', "so white it hurts."  But, he insists on trying to be cool and hip.  Yesterday at the pool, he told Ashley that he was the "Bomb-Diggity."  She chuckled, and shook her head in the negative.  Really, he insisted, he was in fact very cool.  Ashley thought on this and then replied, "Grandpa, you know you would REALLY be the bomb-diggity if you jumped in the pool with all your clothes on!"

Nice try Ash.  Even the bomb-diggity grandpa is not that cool