TJ sayings...

Ok.  So I know there have been alot of TJ posts lately, but let's be honest...2 year olds are funny.  And, well 9 & 10 year old pre-teens are not.  Just the reality of me being one kid's whole world, and 2 daughters hating my very existance about 70% of the time.  :)

So...TJ has been saying some pretty funny stuff lately, here is a sampling.
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At the doctor to get TJ's stitches removed (he ran into the door).

Mommy:  TJ, try and be brave.
TJ:  I will mommy
Mommy: Don't fight the doctor, ok?
TJ:  Mommy, TJ don't fight...Power Rangers FIGHT!  Go Superfly (which some pronounce Samuri)
Mommy:  (mental note....no more watching TV with your brother on Saturday morning)
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TJ LOVES to read Brown Bear, What do you see?
Saturday morning, Adam Sr. got TJ pancakes and put them on his plate.

TJ smiles and says, "Pancake, pancake, what do you see?  I see a PANCAKE looking at me!"  And then took a big bite. 
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We are trying to potty train.  Interesting. 

Every morning I say, "TJ, let's go to the potty."  80% of the time, ok, 20% of the time, "No mommy."  So I try and give him and incentive for the right the behavior.  "TJ, if we go to the potty, then we can put a sticker on the potty plate."  "NO MOMMY!"  I try one last time, "TJ, are you sure you don't have to go potty?"  "Yes mommy."  "Ok, I reply (trying not to traumatize him) we can try later."

"Mommy, dat's a good idea!  You are right mommy, we try yater.  Good idea mommy."

Since when did he start rating my parenting ideas?
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More, potty humor, so you are forewarned.

TJ pooped in potty one time.  Big celebration.  So yesterday he says his belly hurts and he wants to go poop in potty.  I could not be more proud.  He sits and sits, and then he replies, "I try yater" (his new favorite saying).  I take him in his room and stand him on changing table to put on the pull up.  I reach around him and all of a sudden I scream.  He poops on me.  Seriously like, not poop just got on me, but he is actively pooping while I am trying to diaper him.  Adam Sr. is upstairs, we are laughing, screaming and crying all at the same time.  I get TJ out of his clothes, and pick him up, he turns his head and says, "Ooh mommy, that is a big one!"

Thanks kid.
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